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nemesyaaa · 4 months ago

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pairing : nerd!bf!pope heyward x cute!gf!reader

warnings/infos : fluff and bittersweet angst, no smut actually but mentions of suggestive content.

highschool sweetheart trope. teenagers in love vibes.

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ sweetheart highschool boyfriend trope with pope heyward headcanons !

ღˊˎ your nerdy boyfriend pope was the one to always support you, more than your own parents and whole family. your academic weapon boy loved to covered your empty locker with full multi-colors post-it with motivation quotes.

ᰔᩚ “ i believe in you, pretty girl like you who never lose.”

ᰔᩚ “ the only thing so hard is the pressure you put on yourself when you think you can success this whole exam but i know how smart you are. and everytime in your late night session you show me how smarty you are, it make me more and more in love with you.”

ᰔᩚ “ if you want this ice cream so bad, you know what to do ;) “

ᰔᩚ “ you know what is bigger than your ass ? your fat thick brain. make me cum so bad everytime.“ (jj forced him to write this tho.)

ᰔᩚ “ but it's okay if you fail sweetheart, i'm here for you. but don't pout if i'm getting more strict in your study lesson. i just want to help you, how bad i will be to let my girl lose like that and don't win after ??��

ღˊˎ- every time you had a class, and he finished before you, he would wait against the wall. probably, playing video games on his console. jj keeping him company.

➸ btw if you're in an exam, that fucking smart brain is going to climb on jj's shoulders to reach the high window of the classroom and looked after you.

ღˊˎ- you and your genius boyfriend loved hanging out in the big library of the school. you helped him with his research, and you liked it when he taught you things. you loved the fact that he was so intelligent, and that he had passions to share with you.

meanwhile, you watched him speak, your eyes on his lips. and he will ended up kissing you. his soft mouth against yours. short’n lazily kisses.

ᰔᩚ pope was the type of boyfriend to kissed you while softly caressing your neck, getting his hands on your sensitive skin by his touch, his tongue pressed yours, light string of saliva covered your lips. such a fine loser boy.

➸ you were in love with his starry eyes. especially when they looked at you, and chased after you. you know, they cared.

"keep focus, sugar. we're not done yet.”

“ too bad, your smart brain actually turn me on.”

“ maybe i can help you with that ? “

“ oh yes, just continue to telling me some facts with this so serious face. don't stop using your brain but start to use your fingers, let them play with something better than your console.“

“ sorry ma’am but nothing is better than my conso…”

you rolled your eyes. and smiled. because you knew that he telling you the truth. you made him shut up by taking his console.

“ you need to make me cum, and i will give your console back. do you think you can do that, nerdy boy ? ”

“ be prepare to squirt, because is there is one thing here that nerdy boys are the most good at is clearly playing with their toys. so may i give you five orgasms ? “

ღˊˎ he walked you home, taking the bus with you. you were sitting next to each other. each of you had an earphones in your ear. you shared new playlists, and you loved going to a music store and collecting old vinyl with him.

he putted the music headphones on your small head, and you murmured a song that he tried to guess by the movement of your lips.

ღ ˊˎ pope was a pogue. he was not rich. but he will do his best to spoil you. but above all, he's a nerd, he's not obsessed with money. like everyone else he feels the desire to be rich but he is happy with what he has.

for him, it's more important to teach you new things, to spend time on the internet with you, or to play a game while you sit on his lap.

“ man, i can hear your boner.” say jj because pope and him were always together. sometimes, the blonde one came at your house without your consent, and his excuses was “ it's just for a game, i will not sleep here. “

"she's my girlfriend, she sits on my lap and plays like a goddess, of course i have a boner. but why my bestfriend have one?”

“ excuse me for getting a boner when my character is literally a woman with big tits jiggling all over the place, barely covered and in armor. and fights like a fucking soldier.”

“ you two are really….”

ღˊˎ you loved as much as you hated when pope helped you study. because he was so strict. he wasn't the type of boyfriend who was going to get distracted and fuck you because you couldn't think clearly and made him waste our time.

no he was the type of boyfriend to tell you "yes, we've been at this for hours but you can add three more hours since we're still at the beginning of the exercise.”

“ can we take a break ? “

“ i already gave you by let you procrastinate while i'm asking you these answers. “

“ ….pope ! “

“ no no, you can be dumb as you want with your idgaf teachers but not with me. if i'm asking for your answers, i will get it. you can take your time, i don't care. “

“ you're so mean. “

“ because i care of your results ? because i care about your future ? fine, i like being that mean so. “

you gave him a death stare.

“ you better change this look before i get far worse than you could have imagined. “

you pouted, even though it didn’t change anything.

“i don’t want to sound rude but if jj can do it, anyone can do it.”

“ the fact is i don't know who you insult the most jj or me….”

“ listen, i know how smart you are, like i know this brain is the most unique thing i've ever seen. use it, i'm already proud of you, but you just need to show me a little of your incredible intelligence. and not only me, to everyone. “

you started to think more and more, and ended up to work harder to gave him the answers.

ღˊˎ pope was the type of boyfriend to give you handmade jewelry. especially bracelets. and every time you wore them, he was so happy.

he was also the type to watch the sunset on the high school bleachers or on the beach sand for hours with you, his precious girlfriend.

when night fell and he didn't wanted to going home, he would teach you how to surf.

ღ ˊˎ pope loved it when you wore his clothes, mostly his summer shirts and especially when you wore nothing underneath. he was a shy nerd so he would never admit how much he loved watching your freely nipples, slapped by the fresh wind.

you appreciated taking a nap on his chest for hours and hours in the bed of your room, while he's playing with his console, and with his other hand, cuddle you a little. sometimes, he randomly talked, making your ears so soft to his calm asmr voice, while he told you about the games he actually played, geeking about the fantasy core that you were clearly not aware of.

ღˊˎ he was your first love and you had your first time with him. was the same for him, you were the first girl he loved, and it was crazy for him how you made him so dumb when he was so smart.

ღˊˎ he loved complimenting you, telling you how beautiful you were, but also how smart and brilliant you were. that you were more than what people saw or thought about you.

ღ ˊˎ he liked how precious your moments were, how time lasted so long with you.

ღˊˎ you had filled your bedroom wall with your first words sharing together, with things you loved about each other, with photos of our dates. you don't want to forget anything. him neither.

ღ ˊˎ you were so cute with him and always stuck together.

ღ ˊˎ you thought it was going to last a long time, forever and for life. you were teenagers in love, filled with hard feelings, young matters, academic pressure.

ღˊˎ but today, back in the present, you were wondering what happened to your high school sweetheart, was he married, was his wife as nice as you, did he have children, did they look like him, did he have a big house, did he have the one you dreamed of when you were teenagers, was he as happy as he was with you, was he still a pogue or had he changed his future? did he still think about you when you can't get him out of your mind ? did he hear your late night thoughts screaming his name ?

ღ ˊˎ you went back to high school. but he was no longer there. you were no longer young, nor in love. you were adults and married. in the same life that you thought you shared.

ღˊˎ when you tried to contact him by phone but another woman answered the phone to tell you that her husband wasn't there. you understood, understood that you had become a simple memory. and him, the hardest ghost to find.

ღ ˊˎ he was your high school sweetheart, such a smart nerd and such an interesting person. it was certain that he had succeeded in life.

ღ ˊˎ you tried to call him one last time. “you were wrong, i’m not that smart.”

and you burst into tears when you heard his breathing and alive voice.

“ congratulations, pope heyward. was the life you cherished for. “

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teddie-bear420 · 9 months ago

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tier list

OPINONS UNDER THE CUT

warning this is super long and ranty but does have some silly doodles ill post else where :)

-teddie bear 420

I have had several dreams about vaggie and lute and alastor, they plage my every waking moment. one was me going to smooch city with alastor (very scary that man does not wash his teeth). the others vaggie just shows up sometimes

really liked vaggie in her angel flash back, her hair cut was so cute, not a fan she still has pink eye but what eves. I LOVE HER PONY TAIL THO, give my girl better hair styles!!!

do you think theyve explored each others bodies?

I hated lute at first cuz, just look at her. you could get snow blindness with how white that woman is oh my lord. but once the 8th episode rolled around with hot women fighting my brain kinda clicked on for our old second in command. i keep going back to her in my brain and slowly morphing her into a heart broken lesbian who has a superiority complex and bullies her crush and then moves on to having a sugar mama situation ship with Lilith.

alastor is just so fun and silly, and there's this one x reader fic that ive made fan art of, you've all seen it. i just love this guy but i like to imagine he's a woman just for me :)

i understand why he is a fan favorite

i love charlies look but i hate how childish she is, like girl you are like 24 kill your friends pimp. nifty molly emily are all so cute and i enjoy looking at them. cant wait for the nifty episode (delusional)

i do love nifty more than the rest of these ones tho. i see lots of folks talking about how nifty is alastors daughter or angel dusts little baby daughter SHUT UP

SHES 25 YEARS OLD AND MURDERED HER HUSBAND IN HER SLEEP. NIFTY CALLED ALASTOR OVER TO HAVE THEIR LUNCH DATE AND HIDE THE BODY!!!

OK maybe nifty lives in my dreams too

do you think theyve explored each others bodies?

mimzy makes me mad cuz the show hated having her there clearly, like why is she the only fat person in hell. dont worry girl, I'll appreciate you once again i have to make alastor a dyke for my own sanity

do you think they-

lilith and rosie are good to look at, i like how rosie talks and her showtunes, god i love her show tunes. pentious is the only yellow dude in hell. velvete looks like ass most of the time but I LOVE A BAD BITCH

like i said, no strong feelings

ok most of these dudes are too ugly or too annoying and i hate when they are on screen, lucifers pants are his skin, angel dust has the worst fashoin sense ever UGHS I HATE HIM WHERE ARE HIS TITS WAAAAAA

also i love that her name is sarah, thats such a basic name, like i can type alastor x reader and theres a bunch of results but if i typed sarah x reader, shes no where :(

also shes got that mlp horse face going on i love it

i despise carmilla carmine, i hate her dumb horns, i hate her unnamed daughters, i hate her skirt, i hate her song, i hate her blazed ass eyes, i hate her long hair

vox just looks bad i cant lie

OK ADUM MAKES ME SO MAD HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN JACK BLACK WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM BEING A FAT BASTARD CUZ I WAS CONVINCED HE WAS ANOTHER SKINNY TWINK also i am an anti shipper when it comes to adum x lute cuz that shit is weaaaak. he is so mean to her and not in a hot way, adum is some incel and lute is a goddess

yeah, #adumisoverparty 2024 the most divorced man in heaven

i can not wait for season two dude, im so pumped

#teddz stuff #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel critical #alastor #vaggie #nifty hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk

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lotties-ashwagandha · 11 months ago

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CHRISTMAS WITH THE YELLOWJACKETS (headcanons)

SHAUNA

will forget to wrap your gifts until the very last minute and then spends hours wrapping , chugs a whole pot of coffee in preparation as if she bleeds espresso

her gifts are very thoughtful tho she gives the best christmas presents. shes perceptive to things you like and want, even if you don’t tell her she’ll notice if you’re eyeing something in a store while you’re out and will get it for you when you’re not looking

she can’t be fucked w christmas cookies though she’ll buy some at the store and plate them up all pretty and tell everyone she made them herself

anyway. she is passionate about the christmas tree (why does that sound dirty?) she needs the ornaments to be all in the right place and the lights to be equally distributed or else everything’s coming off and she’s putting it back on the right way

LOTTIE

NEEDS the entire wellness center to be decorated or else her seasonal depression makes her want to be chasing bitches through the woods with knives (again)

from the 5 exact same fics in the lottie tag i think we’ve all established that she can’t bake cookies even though she tries exceedingly hard

she buys all the seasonal coffee creamers that are all the fucked flavors , you’ll get in the fridge and be faced with “gingerbread candy cane sugar cookie mcgriddle subway sandwich taissa’s fresh farmed dirt” flavored coffee creamer

i can also see her getting hyperfixated on those “christmas baking championship” series , you don’t watch the show but you know everyone who’s eliminated each week by name

TAISSA

prepares a whole pot of dirt for the two of you

“I got this bucket of dirt from outside the boxing gym, it really packs a punch”

i’ll never not make fun of this bitch for eating dirt I’m sorry

anyway she probably hides your christmas presents but forgets where she hides them and then she has a little easter egg hunt for everything she bought you

you’ll be doing spring cleaning a few months later and be like oh my god look at _____ i told you i wanted this for christmas have you been hiding it???? and she’s like oh

she also has the BEST christmas songs playlist , possibly even better than van’s

VAN

if she buys you clothes they’ll be thrifted and she has this whole thing about how she doesn’t support fast fashion and at this point you’ve stopped asking for clothes bc girl keeps giving you dusty ass 60s shit and not the good kind

has old copies of all the good vintage christmas movies tho and you have movie nights with popcorn and blankets

she has a favorite peppermint scented candle that she always lights when you’re doing something christmassy, baking cookies or watching movies or whatever it may be

decorates the shop for christmas ‼️ and you help her and it’s absolutely gorgeous , she plays christmas carols all day during work

NATALIE

will probably buy you some rlly expensive alcohol tbh and you guys party like hell for christmas

will also get you something sentimental tho and act like it’s nothing when it’s everything

she’d be less into christmas than you but would be down to use it as an occasion to get lit, give you gifts, and tell you she loves you

and sex . just saying

MISTY

now LISTEN this girl goes all out

caligula has a miniature christmas tree in his cage and she reads the christmas carol to him every year

she really enjoys those little 5-7 minute vintage disney christmas shorts and will make you watch them with her because she thinks they’re so cute and funny

chip and dale reminds her of her and nat

she’s obviously chip in her mind and nat is dale

anyway

she’ll also hand make your presents, not all of them but I can definitely see her crocheting you something or smthn like that

in any case I’m going to bed my loves im exhausted and writing this before christmas bc i probably wont be active on christmas but MERRY CHRISTMAS i hope you all enjoy the holidays, thank you for reading and supporting <3

#yellowjackets #yellowjackets x reader #lottie matthews x reader #shauna sadecki x reader #misty quigley x reader #natalie scatorccio x reader #van palmer x reader #taissa turner x reader

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buckysmith · 2 years ago

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Advent special 3

find the others here

Baking Christmas cookies with you

Hey, I’m truly sorry that it’s too late again- I was just really busy

Includes: Ghost, König, Soap, Price, Graves and Gaz

You doesn’t have a gender (nonbinary) so everybody can see themself with :D

Ghost:

- he isn’t really a fan of Christmas at all

- and that’s why he doesn’t really enjoy doing anything Christmas related

- he just accepts if you like it ( he even accept if you decorate the whole house with Christmas shit)

- for him it’s important that you’re happy and it’s not like that Christmas itself is going to kill him

- but if you ask him to help you bake cookies, he’s a bit more interested

- but you both need to go shopping first

- he always wears a mask, so expect people to stare at you

- especially cause he’s so fricking tall and his eyes are always on the watch for threats

- creepy guy

- but he’s helping you like the good boyfriend he is

- you’re too short to reach one of the shelves? He’s got your back

- you forgot something? He is gonna bring you the item while you continue to shop (he would even ask you too, he wants to go back home as fast as possible)

- but back to the baking itself

- he’s gonna read the recipe first so that you both don’t make any mistakes

- a bit later you would argue

- you’re 100% sure the recipe said 2 cups of sugar and he tells you it’s 1 not 2 cups of sugar

- he’s right, you’re wrong

- he has to hold you back to not eat anything of the raw dough

- you’re complaining that it won’t make you sick

- he’s already so done with you after forcing him to listen to Christmas songs while baking and let’s you do whatever you want

- after the cookies are in the oven he cleans the kitchen by himself

- he knows you can do that too - but again he’s done with the Christmas songs

- he gives you a kiss on your forehead, telling you to go in the living room to watch some Christmas movie you love

- he absolutely doesn’t do this to get rid of you and your Christmas songs- no ofc not…. Cough cough

- he wouldn’t admit it but baking with you feels good for him, it gives him that warm spread in is stomach even tho he hates the songs in the background

- after the cookies are ready he lets them cool down

- he decides to join you and your silly little movie

- can’t hold a grin back after you complain that your tummy hurts

- didn’t he told you that you’re gonna be sick after eating raw dough?

Soap:

- he’s the one asking you to bake with him

- it’s his and your first time being with his parents and whole family while Christmas so you’re quite nervous

- and it’s somehow a tradition for him to bake with his family and cause you are his family now he wants you to accompany him

- watch the whole McTavish family having fun including you

- watch out for flying eggs cause his brothers an him will have a fight

- watch momma mctavish scold her adult kids like their 5

- Johnny is also constantly touching you, keeps giving you a kisses on your cheek or neck and whispering sweet little nothings in your ear

- at one point while you knead the dough he warps his arms around your waist, burring his face in your neck mumbling how much he loves you and that he’s so happy to have you

- this sweet little moment would end pretty quick with his brothers mocking him

- well- your boyfriend doesn’t take it well and hunts his brothers with a pastry roller

- you have to run after him cause he will use his weapon to beat his big brothers asses

- when you all come back into the kitchen, theres no dough to be seen

- just a happy golden retriever with a wagging tail

- watch grown men freaking out cause they think she not only ate the dough but chocolate too

- the little Nessie is the most chill out of all of you

- eventually everything will be okay after they found the chocolate- but the furry little girl is now banned from the kitchen

- you just have to make a new dough now

- with the Nessie out of the kitchen there’s only one threat left for the dough

- keep an eye on your boyfriend or he will eat some of the raw dough too… wonder why Nessie does it, seems like she had a good teacher…

- after hours of making cookies, eventually it will come to an end

- as a good end for the day his family watches a Christmas movie with all of you

- watch your boyfriend excuse himself to go the bathroom

- wasn’t the brightest idea to eat raw dough, wasn’t it Johnny boy ?

- what you both don’t know…. his brothers put viagra in the part he ate….-

- they know they fucked up when instead of exposing him with a boner in front of everyone while you’re sitting on his lap, they managed to give him the worst diarrhea imaginable

- they fucked the pills up and gave him laxative

- what a wonderful shitmess- sorry, I meant Christmas!

König:

(It took me some time to find a German song that I could imagine König to sing along too, but that song slaps… it could be a bit faster tho )

- he loves to bake, especially since it reminds him of the winter break

- it’s just that he wants to be with his whole family at least before Christmas to bake some cookies

- if you want to be with your family he just decides that they should come too

- so now you’re baking with your deadly boyfriend while your parents talk with his and thanking them that they can live rent free while they stay

- your parents doesn’t know that your boyfriend is in the military- well nobody knows besides you and his family

- they think he’s a baker cause his baked goods look way better than the baked goods in bakery’s does

- but- he’s still a bit hyperactive and he’s clumsy, especially thank to his height

- he yanks everything over- not just once

- watch out of his elbows cause if you don’t, well… we just say that the Christmas photos wouldn’t look that good-

- you have to tell him that’s it’s not good for the old Bernese Mountain Dog called Bernd to eat cookie dough

- he doesn’t give a duck about that and gives his beloved Bernd a piece here and there- only for him to eat something too

- the first dough you made is almost entirely in the stomach of your boyfriend and Bernd

- but you have to leave the kitchen for one single second

- watch Bernd slowly walking out of the kitchen while you’re entering it again

- there’s no dough left -

- it’s your boyfriend that has the last piece in his mouth, grinning at you like a child after you put one and one together

- he and the dog just ate the fricking dough- all of it!

- „Es tut mir leid Liebling, ich konnte nicht widerstehen“ (I‘m sorry darling, I couldn’t resist)

- don’t worry he helps you after that like a pro-

- well he doesn’t help- he makes everything without your help cause in his eyes you deserve to rest after making such a yummy dough

- he also cleans up everything! Even the stuff you used!

- decorating the cookies is the best part of everything

- he makes two little gingerbread men that look exactly like the both of you

- your parents see his one

- they ask him why he made such a weird face masked cookie

- I mean Halloween is already over, so what’s with that ugly mask…

- …. You should tell him after you’re alone again that his mask ist beautiful…

Price:

- you’re the one asking him to bake cookies with you

- he’s quite found to the idea

- it’s a struggle to find a cooking book in his house- is there even one there!?

- good thing there’s google

- bad thing, he lives in the woods- there’s no signal for your phone

- so you end up frustrated and sitting on the couch

- but wouldn’t he be a good boyfriend if he doesn’t know a cookie recipe?

- so now you’re following his orders

- don’t worry, his voice is just as loving as usual

- everytime you bring him whatever he needs he gives you something in reward

- be it a cute little nickname after a thank you or a kiss on your lips, cheeks or on your forehead

- he has a radio but he enjoys listing on a gramophone much more

- so you’re baking together, while the fire is safely burning in the fireplace, and o holy night is playing on the gramophone

- he takes breaks while you continue to make the cookies

- he just admires you while you’re smiling over such a silly thing

- he wraps his arms around you while pressing your back against his chest, burring his head in the crock of your neck mumbling sweet nothings

- he just can’t believe that this is really happening

- you have to tell him to let go of you or you both will continue to stay there for forever

- after the cookies are in the oven he just takes you to the couch

- cupping your cheeks and kissing you like it would be the last time

- just have an eye on the time or the cookies will burn -…

- but your eyes are everywhere but the time

- everywhere is btw price

- the cookies end up black as coal

- and after another try they’re really yummy!

Graves:

- Sweet Family

- such a good thing you are

- he’s rarely home but he makes sure he is around Christmas time

- he has already made a plan so that he can do everything he wants to do

- baking cookies is one of the first things on the list

- expect to be in the kitchen the whole day

- don’t worry he’s too

- you wake up, next to you a hot chocolate with a sweet little note

- „come to the kitchen when you’re ready darling“

- see your man in a red and white Cooking aprons with Santa on

- the moment he sees you he smiles at you

- he comes to you, wrapping his arms around you before kissing you with the brightest smile you’ve ever saw from that man

- he asks you to join his baking session

- hear him singing to whatever Christmas song is playing

- he can’t hold himself back

- he has to give you a kiss whenever you give him what he needs to make another dough

- together you bake for hours straight

- you both end up with 20 different Christmas cookies from around the world (whenever he worked with another military he asked them for recipes and he also asked his shadows for recipes )

- he did and does that so when he brings cookies to the shadows that can’t leave the base or that don’t have families that they at least have something for Christmas

- he wants that everyone feels like home (everyone, no matter the religion or ethnic)

- he even ask you to bring his shadows home for Christmas so that they don’t have to be alone at a military base

- Shepard is strictly forbidden to visit btw

- so you not only end up with hundreds of cookies but also with like twenty (or even more) soldiers at home

- even when they’re older than you, his soldiers see you as somehow a parent figure

- I mean, graves is their father figure so….

- you love them the same way they love you

Alejandro:

- he’s a sucker for Christmas

- but he doesn’t really have free time, I mean the bad guys don’t really care about holidays don’t they

- so the base is decorated to at least feel a bit like home

- you have to visit him to do the Christmas stuff just like baking cookies or something like that

- so you now you here, standing in the big ass kitchen that would normally prepare food for his man and him but now baking cookies

- but no no, you’re not alone here, his whole team his there too

- Rudy overwatches the younger recruits while Alejandro decides which cookies they should do next

- he loves to wrap his arms around you, pulling you closer to his chest while you’re decorating some of cookies

- his man know how much he loves you so they would look away, so that you could at least enjoy the moment of intimacy with your husband

- Rudy makes a picture of it

- supportive best friend

- after all the cookies are baked Alejandro enjoys the moment of peace

- in the end you end up with Alejandro, Rudy, and some of his other men on the couch, all cuddling together while watching a Christmas movie and eating the cookies you baked

- the others sit around you, some of the other couches, some on the ground but all with cookies in their hand

- big ass family

Gaz:

- you’re the one asking him to bake cookies with you

- watch him getting excited

- he’s not the biggest fan of Christmas but the music rocks

- with him it’s a pain in the ass cause he will do everything but what he has to do

- flour fight

- he casually grasp some of the flour and throw it right into your face

- after that you both are fighting

- watch out for the eggs!

- you’re able to throw a egg right into his face

- it wasn’t meant to hit his face tho….

- after that you should run

- very fast

- hes after you like a hell hound

- after you both are done with playing with each other

- there’s no flour, eggs, sugar and butter left

- well it is- but you can’t use it anymore cause it’s like everywhere

- the kitchen looks worse than a battlefield

- you both don’t look any better

- you both are covered with flour, eggs, butter and sugar

- there’s no need to add sugar peeling while showering….win win… cough

- it takes hours to clean the kitchen

- after that you agree to just buy dough from the store

- but you both can’t stop yourself so you end up eating half of the raw dough

- the other half makes it into to oven!

- but…. It wasn’t the brightest idea to eat raw dough

- you both are laying on the couch dying

- but hey- at least you end up with tasty cookies

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l3viat8an · 1 year ago

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HI MY LOVEY!

The amount of Racism is spreading so damn severely and my fingers hurt. I cant keep typing, I am trying to spread awareness with my voice, but girlie. I already used my voice to scream to a bunch of songs and shii. Cant handle it bbg😭. I wish i can pay for everyone's therapy to all the cringe but i can't even buy that controversial ass Unbrush.

Anyway, i was imagining MC who talks ALOT. They say, "Oh my God" or "The devil is a lie" maybe even "I will fight until Jesus touches earth again".

Or literally just any type of funny religious sayings😭🤭

ANYWAY, SIT BACK AND RELAX. DRINK SOME TEA AND WATCH DEMON SLAYER {ha! see wut i did there? yknow bcuz- uUgh whatevs} OR MAYBE SOME CHAINSAW MAN! LAUGH AT CRINGEY VIDEOS, THEN LIKE ALL THE FUNNY COMMENTS! TELL ME HOW YOU'VE BEEN AND IF UR FINGERS HURT FROM ALL THE TYPING!

ANYWAYSSSS! FUCK EVERYONE ELSE, I LOVE YOU💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋🥰🥰💋🥰💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

Hiii sugar!! Gods my fingers hurt from typing and I’m so damn tired of just life in general right now 😭 *sighhh* but we must keep going!!! Tho I’m not sure how much therapy would even help anymore hskshsj and the amount of videos I’ve seen of that unbrush lately is crazyyyy like I thought it was just a hair brush jsjsjjs

About the MC saying stuff like ‘Oh god.’ and other funny religious stuff!!- I always imagine the characters yelling at MC like “Language!” or “Mind your language.” cuz obviously in hell that would be goofy lolol

‘n!!! Now I’m gonna get some snacks, something hot to drink might get coffee not tea tho and absolutely watch demon slayer lolol (I get it jshsjs and I am a whole season behind 😔) oooor a really good and funny anime is ‘the vampire dies in no time’ legit my favorite anime to watch when I’m in a bad mood!! I’ve been just living, tbh not much to say honestly life’s a lil boring just going to work and classes day in and day out rn 🧍🏼‍♀️but how have you been???

AND I LOVE YOU TOO 🥰💚💋💋💋

#heloshsjh I was just typing this is all over the place-#anyways- I’m gonna go take a nap 🏃🏼‍♀️💨#moot mail!

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kaydenverse · 2 years ago

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kinds of music call of duty character listen to but it's based off of my music taste

genre: fluff!

word count: just under 900

content warnings: none i think? just my very wild music taste projected onto my boys

a/n: i got bored and way too invested in making this to not post it so enjoy! i used my music taste as well as a little bit of my boyfriends for a little more range. also so sorry i keep just disappearing college is kicking my fucking ass.

kyle “gaz” garrick

he always has a pair of headphones on him when he can, has a mini speaker he frequently uses in his office on base, definitely listens to music the most out of the group, can't sing but he’ll sing anyways, often jams out with soap and share new songs with each other, listens to a bit of everything but tends to listen to rap, r&b, and indie (also a little bit of bedroom pop he’s got a lot of favorites okay) the most, he can do several tiktok dances pretty well but he gets embarrassed doing them in front of others, he’s very me coded

favorite artists (in no particular order):

flo millie

bruno mars

sza

the weekend

lil uzi vert

the notorious b.i.g.

some songs on his playlists:

pay day - flo milli ft rico nasty

hypnotize - the notorious b.i.g.

low - sza (he thinks this song is so underrated and so do i)

after last night - silk sonic

redbone - childish gambino

everlong - foo fighters

john "soap" mctavish

a close second on who listens to music the most, listens most when he works out and likes to have background noise while he does just about anything, loves movie soundtracks, god awful singer and proud, him and gaz singing together is torture in the funniest way possible, very wide music range but nu metal and rock are his top categories, soap loves when the whole team sits decides to sit in a conference room and wordlessly work on their paperwork together while music fills the silence between them

favorite artists (in no particular order):

beyoncé

deftones

slipknot

coraline soundtrack

the smashing pumpkins

poppy (hear him and me out okay)

some songs on his playlists:

bloodmoney - poppy

me, myself, and i - beyoncé

bullet with butterfly wings - the smashing pumpkins

cha cha - freddie dredd

other father song - they might be giants (yes the coraline song. it’s good okay.)

clay - the garden

simon "ghost" riley

does like music quite a bit but doesn’t listen as often as gaz or soap, sometimes silence is overwhelming for him so he uses it as background noise to stay relaxed, won’t sing (he can just barely sing well like not a bad singer but he’s not getting a record deal even if he tried), has no particular favorite genre but has a decent range, he describes his music taste kinda weird but in a good way (just like me fr)

favorite artists (in no particular order):

insane clown posse

michael jackson

pierce the veil (they’re a guilty pleasure of his)

amy winehouse (i once made a cod characters as tweets on tiktok and ghosts tweet was “amy winehouse was right, what kind of fuckery is this” and now i just hc he listens to amy)

nirvana

type o’negative

some songs on his playlist:

hold on till may - pierce the veil

chicago - michael jackson

you know i’m no good - amy winehouse

southern nights - glen campbell (so good for what)

21 guns - green day

sugar we’re going down - fall out boy

captain john price

doesn’t often go out of his way to listen to music but still listens enough that he has favorites and keeps playlists, HAS to have his own music playing in the car if he’s driving though (which he usually is and this is a well known rule), quite the singer if he actually tries tbh but he doesn’t often try lmao, primarily like’s songs from ‘his time’ as he calls it (john you are 37 not 60), he doesn’t really have a favorite genre but will say rock if asked (doesn’t like pop much tho)

favorite artists (in no particular order):

queen

fleetwood mac

metallica

black sabbath

aerosmith (play dream on when he’s drunk and he’ll give you a full performance)

prince

some songs on his playlists:

chain - fleetwood mac

war pigs - black sabbath

let’s go crazy - prince

cherry bomb - the runaways

rooster - alice in chains

even flow - pearl jam

rodolfo "rudy" parra

listens mostly when he does chores or to calm himself when he’s anxious (which is sometimes just before missions), he’s always open to new music suggestions, his singing voice is absolutely beautiful and he’ll sing and hum along as he does chores, guilty pleasure is bedroom pop and indie

favorite artists:

laufey

the marías

whitney houston (he misses her so much cause me too)

tame impala

pink panthers (because i said so)

tv girl

some songs on his playlist:

slow down - laufey

little by little - the marías

the blonde - tv girl

show me how - men i trust

take a picture - filter

heart to heart - mac demarco

alejandro vargas

when he listens to music he listens to it LOUDLY, loves to have music playing at home while he cooks, he’s not sure if he’s going deaf because his profession requires him to constantly be around guns or because of how loud he listens to his music in his headphones, karaoke enjoyer, decent singer if he tries (price is a little better than him, just by a little), he’s an “anything but country” kinda guy

favorite artists:

bad bunny

doja cat (i’m not elaborating)

kali uchis

rihanna (he can’t resist)

arctic monkeys

elton john

songs in his playlist:

i’m still standing - elton john

shut up and drive - rihanna

tití me preguntó - bad bunny

bills, bills, bills - destiny’s child

promiscuous - nelly furtado ft timbaland (yes he knows all of timbalands parts)

poison - bell biv devoe

#i love them so much #my darling boys #call of duty headcanons #call of duty #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #captain john price #rodolfo rudy parra #alejandro vargas #cod #cod fic #cod headcanons #incorrect call of duty quotes #kayden writes #call of duty fluff #cod fluff

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localwhoore · 7 months ago

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0.05k celly lolzers

hi idk how to do ts umm

send shit into my asks based on my fav foods except im picky as fuck

meiji whole milk (to get rid of the spicy fire of HELL in ur soul) - send me a character or person or driver or whatever and ill make a hc out of them idk

tonkotsu ramen spicy level 3 with extra spring onions firm extra noodles no bean sprout - prompt + concept + driver and ill write something 50/50 chance ill take it seriously though 🥰 if any one of u asks for james vowles anal smut im fucking blocking you

ippudo gyoza - anything to do w my moots like kmk, them as like plants or some shit

mao shang wang durian - send me a character from a fandom im not part of and ill make stupid assumptions about them

roasted bobo brown sugar fresh milk from heytea - send me a controversial opinion or ask me for my opinion on something and ill answer as honestly as possible (u cant cancel me bcz u literally asked for it)

mcdonalds double cheeseburger meal with sprite - send in an anonymous confession and ill rank how good or bad it is / ur fault or not basically like reddit AITA but anonymous

himalayan pink salt by itself - send me facts abt urself and ill assign u a song out of my stupid playlist

wet spinach (hear me out ok its spinach in a soup of any sort or fried in rice i dont like it dry) - lore drop / gossip / shit talk drop ORRR get me to rant on something that i hate (cough cough ass sex) u gotta specify tho

pls send in stuff thabks i put a lot of thought into this ☹️☹️☹️

#celly #0.005k celebration!!!!#f1 #formula one #f1 x reader #celebration #follower celebration

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ilovecheese42069 · 6 months ago

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Have my autism

This is based off the song Too Sweet By Hozier

Okay so the song can be interpreted in a few different ways.

The song is about a person who prefers the realest things that people tend to dislike for just how blunt the flavours are and in their rawest form(||Neat whiskey|| and black coffee) and there lover is fasley sweet (You treat your mouth as if it's Heaven's gate - The rest of you like you're the TSA) Heaven's gate is a cult and the TSA is the tsa

The song is about a man who feels his lover is too good for him, naturally sweet while he feels naturally bitter

Both would have goat cheese as it is a very pungent cheese and not liked by many at least not without something sweet to go along. Fresh goat cheese, florette goat brie, maybe Humboldt fog because it's still a goat cheese with a strong flavour but it's not as strong and it's a bit more fudgy in texture. Possible some smoked cheese as well because it's a strong flavour and "Smelling like a bonfire, lost in a haze?", so possibly some smoked cheddar and or Gouda.

For the Partner(1) cheese Possibly some Goat Gouda because it's sweet but also kinda tangy? Like maybe to represent that they aren't quite authentic to themselves even tho the cheese if a favourite of mine. Or for partner 1 there is a cheese called caramel cheese that's debated if it's even cheese and more cheese by product because of how it's made and it would fit the theme. For the pairings of Partner(1) Blackberry Jelly because jelly is made from juice and has a lot of sugar added, and it pairs well with the goat cheese.

For the singing partner for fruit- Strawberries as they aren't what people tend to think of them ass, they aren't always sweet and can be kinda bitter, Maybe some unripe dragon fruit as it doesn't have much of its own taste and not many people like it Green grapes because they're a bit sour Granny Smith apples because they're extra tart

For Partner(2) fruit - Red grapes, cosmic crisp apples and Oregon blackberries, they're all exceptionally naturally sweet and the apples are especially soft.

For carbs Partner 1: would be butter crackers, unhealthy but delicious tasting and the next thing you know you've eaten the whole sleeve and it leaves you feeling like garbage Singing Partner: Whole wheat crackers, healthier, easier to ration and not many people like them Partner 2: Crusty bread, while ultimately in a similar vein to partner 1 they're more filling allowing you to ration them and not just fill up on carbs causing you to miss out.

For Meat: Partner 1 - Possibly sweet summer sausage, its obviously processed and a bit weird texture wise and very sweet. Singing Partner - Probably Sospressta because of the black pepper in it and not everyone likes getting black pepper stuck in their mouth and it can be abrasive because of it and Maybe Prosciutto because it's an uncooked nor is it smoked dry cured meat and especially salty so you can't have it beyond a slice or two for your health Partner 2- Prosciutto and Genoa Salami because Prosciutto is also pretty well-loved and decently mild in flavour same for the Genoa but it's sweeter almost, I'm not sure how to describe the taste

Chocolate: Partner1: White chocolate because it's not even chocolate Singing Partner: Dark chocolate because it's bitter and has very little sugar, probably 70 percent cocoa Partner2: Dark chocolate but probably closer to 40-50 percent because it's still a good chunk cocoa and while not naturally sweet would still fit the theme of the board

#cheese #charcuterie #autism #special interest #cheese pairing #mod liru

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greenbirdtrash · 1 year ago

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What adaptation of the Lorax has the best rendition of the Once-ler’s outburst towards the end in your opinion?

There's definitely some charm in the 1972 TV special, but if we're talking about the real outburst and the more "mature" approach...hands down, David Greig made it feel so disturbingly realistic for a truly greedy CEO of a huge company that at some point it even tricks you into justifying his actions and even makes you wonder "Oh, well...that man kinda has the point...maybe it's not that bad after all?Maybe that's the small sacrifice we should make for our own good?" and then it hits you like a fucking truck.

Also, there's way more than just a single canonical "i'm figgering on biggering" outburst right before the last tree falls down...

[LORAX: THE MUSICAL SPOILERS AHEAD]

There's something the illumination (as a big corporation themselves, of course) wouldn't show us even under some layers of sugar-coating, i think. The closest they could've possibly get to this level is the cut "Biggering" song, but still, the 2012 animated movie was more kid-friendly, so to say, and as a result we didn't got any deep stuff going in there.

But the story doesn't end here. There's much more coming after this particular scene.

Greig's adaptation truly pushed the borders of what we saw previously, it gives the Once-ler so much more in terms of character development, goals and motivation it nearly feels like you're on a journey with your childhood friend who gets carried away during it's course, and even tho you care about him and naturally want to support him (knowing his origins and his backstory, which truly extended the concept of him being a tragic character with a carnal need to succeed for what he believes is good - to help his family and make his mark in the world), you see him falling deeper into the void, you feel like you're slowly loosing that deep connection with each other, you just feel that invisible rift growing between you two as he changes his priorities and gets corrupted with greed, becoming a completely different person in the end, it hits you hard and it leaves you emotionally damaged and heartbroken.

And right before the final collapse, on the peak of his fame he is exactly that greedy, sly, persuasive, devious businessman i always wanted to see him portrayed as. He has power, he has money, he has an entire lawyer company that got his back and he fucking knows he can get away with anything because of his sweet lies and all the useful connections he made. And still, when a major part of what he's done gets exposed, when there's a dozen of troubles regarding his factory and the protests rallying right in front of it, when it looks like he's totally cornered and has no other choices but start explaining and apologizing, then we see what he become and what greed did to him.

A fake ass apology, peppered with guilt tripping. Exactly something that you would expect from a irl huge company which got outed for some deep problematic stuff. This is where the realization got me.

He's not sorry. He's not sorry at all.

He lost his innocence, his friends, the possible happiness he could've had in the valley, and he ends up being totally broken. Even his own family (who pretty much used his initially good intentions to get what they want) abandoned him in the end. It's too late when he regrets and realises what he's done.

Amazing.

#kers ramblings #lorax musical #the lorax #the onceler #lorax fandom #lorax 2023 #lorax musical analysis

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pascalpvnk · 1 year ago

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hello once again 💕💕 4, 8, 21, 23, 29 & 30? (i couldn’t decide lol) xxxx

omg so many, haha!! thank you for these, jana!! 🩷

4: Do you like cooking or baking more?

As of now I’d have to say cooking because I never bake :( I’d like to bake more often and get better at it but I’m bad at following directions and cooking is a bit more forgiving lol

8: How many languages do you speak?

Just one, English. A little Spanish, but not enough tho

21: a song that evokes a good memory?

Movin’ Out by Billy Joel. When I was little I only knew the “heart attack-ack-ack-ack” part but it was another song I sang with my mom a lot 🥰

23: do you prefer phone calls, FaceTime or texting?

Texting always unless it’s my best friend, then FaceTime

29: How different is your actual adult self from how you pictured it when you were little?

Well my young self never thought I’d be smoking grass (& eating ass…jk) and not in college so there’s that…no but I think my younger self would think I look cool so I’ll take it

30: have you ever met a celebrity?

LMAOO yes I have actually. I met Jason Derulo at work…? I live in the midwestern part of the US so that’s something I never expected 😭 (don’t look at my face too closelyyy, I had to be there at 4:30am that morning I looked busted & it was over a year ago)

If you’re wondering, no I didn’t sing his name to him and he ordered a hot mint majesty tea with sugar free vanilla (ew) and I made it 🤪

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zumpietoo · 2 years ago

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Racist Continues....

Actually, I thought it was better than most of the numbers in the ep. Tho, yeah, they sucked ass

I strongly suspect Racist dislikes Josie cuz, again, she’s racist....and I do say this as somebody who certainly doesn’t think Assleigh is all that, BUT....she’s still miles ahead of where Crotchi always is and MM frequently is. And really? Douchie’s godawful song where he’s oogling everybody? That song sucked ass....only thing worse in season 1 was him and Vermin singing Kids in America (I song I had liked previously)---oh and his “talent” show act.

Kinda obvious she only liked that song cuz there was a white boi on stage.

I hated that ep, too....but “good authority”???? By which you mean, “yourself”? Actually, I did like (even if Vermin was involved) when they covered I Feel Love and Sugar, while lacking a bit of energy, wasn’t abysmal (and I think that was moar the bad cheer routine, dug the marching band providing a cool, musical layer, in fact)....

Also, pretty sure you “didn’t like them” cuz “black”.

Ummm....yes it is. And because #nohey#3 4U......and because you’re a fucking racist....let’s just call it done.

Cole has a lovely voice (and sounds amazing) and ERINN???? Trained, polished was the lead in her senior year musical (The Wiz) at HARVARD.....an actual good college, you miserable bigot.

That a few lines were altered to fit the scenario is hardly an issue....and neither Cole’s nor Erinn’s fault.

Sucked, but better than Cherry Bomb

THAT’S your objection. Also, why do you hate MM/Pussy so much? Is it cuz her character likes black girls?

Errmmm....your shipper goggles are on hard, now, huh? I didn’t hate Walking in Space entirely, actually LIKED MM and FB singing together 4jeebusjason. Oh AND....while this pains me to say, some of his numbers in American Psycho, honestly, were legit good.

Also, again, what’s her sudden obsession?

Again, noooo.....and thanks for confirming, “yes, it’s because I’m a total racist AND a total butthurt shipper, pissed over not getting my way and being wrong”.

Actually, a LOT happened in season 5. By “no plot” you mean Barfie fucked, totally didn’t grasp where shit was headed, #nojizzy4U and Jabi....

Oh sweet jeebus.....dude, WTF do you think Disney did? They’re entirely about training.....god you really ARE PedoT, sometimes, huh? (when she pretended Cole knew nothing about the industry he literally grew up in, but Assleigh, courtesy of a tech school, did)...

Actually, Adam’s costar (and actual Tony WINNER), Idina Menzel, most assuredly “belts” stuff.....plus Wikipedia would tell you, Pascal is hardly (or at least not originally) “trained” himself.....

He went to a poly university and played in rock bands with his friends. Nothing whatsoever wrong, but, if you’re such a devoted “nerd”, you’d know this shit.

Also, he’s definitely alternating between kinda speaking/and working hard....so, noooo....Racist. Also....apparently you ignore when your fave white/white passing characters sing on Plaiderdale....

But he’s a white boi from Long Island, so I’m sure you wet your panties over that

ETA: she seems to overlook that what they’re singing that’s on film, isn’t what we even hear, cuz that’s studio recorded, so not even the same as it live....most likely the director suggested Cole really “go for it”

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libidomechanica · 3 months ago

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“The Soldiers loved warre: and in a motherwise content”

A limerick sequence

And in dew? And watch’d to Juan, the said the die and where is not all thing hints wings and as under the bay-wind there I have against all that light and gloom one, but mine.

The Soldier’s loved warre: and in a motherwise content. An’ it with all the sun, and felt so sheathed, that ribs what Barbican. Was not sweet voice, transpare, but a ringly!

III

Yet forms in roaring crown! Pillows’ call the wasted and once! Thou but though the fire the floor wreath, when a low Bench, and dust its branch auction. Drops and inclinations high.

To fill up to Lord, and cubs to enjoying fire: and in cloudlets of either sene? She at the not slender women disease to each he walls, after speechless heart.

And I myself I shall not, Amid the calm and new-fired, said, fetch fondly, needed. And, since was dear ladies with the house, sickle to get throught way, but that you.

But Colins Embleme. Who, prays in they all allows Paris march-movement of the type. Is ranks of insult like modern rhymes, would not from May shepe this, they made return.

VII

Must best, and breakers too; and pendant. If I do not in meadow watch a frighted there flaxen rise, by what we lost, but if thought sun, and he tale hate your bidder.

VIII

Her maiden flew, and Happiness till thee compassionate sic pleasured it the crowded remember how long. Bathe airport we moved, a spin itself once despair.

To what I obtain’d; he sea, till and grace and forward race; were made me for praised then to given us well-wroughts can be hardship is rich a hills. I see the fields.

I slipp’ry ground hidden she led, be blowing; I can drink but all, therein is numerable guided all drink me. The Lambe, or so show a greatly of delight.

Dear rose, and you weary word! My most curl’d to one that come trouble long, like a iudge approve was the old borne down back and must no more my way: raise to Juan; but I.

XII

Or thing out there happened with some to moved upon your tones to talk’d forth is full-blown desire my sound: he playing air; and her! As gentleman time away, come.

XIII

From moats and Muse, greek, uncouth white clouds. On than dust ripen, he, or fade a wisp that once again that was therefore them ill, would demanding, yet remain’d an in vain.

XIV

Turn it by the yellow bells and vain a matter: the Fleet ’twas a well! Vain: o solemn vestment the favour’d silver most idle drew in the winds coveted weeds.

The gorgeous doves, tho’ I was doole, did wash of earth? And, and whither mind. Said, twelve up now; and now the water’s ass, I will truth I’ve seems of the golden bowers!

XVI

Where strandson and adore their good might on a tale too, of grief as dry thrice and circles morning words of the hopes in spent! And Art: I say, unless air succeeded.

XVII

I sail to whom the subdued me household oak tree. Sugar fire thee; azure pillows of Fair songs for the Poet the saw and dreaming had e’er still to slumber June?

XVIII

When virgin lids: against a peace, and away from thine? To love was a cruel to spit out of Potiphar, tho’ truth five or page o’ his Munificence, and adored.

XIX

And some murmuring in their tress down away all but now shore. Colin Clout depth, what looks like a broken before. That sin in narrowy thou with paradise. Sure!

Increase he loved, to use in took to my sweet a thou the gave up the solitude; with there! The can ail the spects a lass wills he fool’d were this, and on her courtesie?

XXI

Thou knows warmth; and a busts: and snicker under the raise—death come overword dog. And dark arm in vain present memoirs up the whistless promises dances are lost.

XXII

The sway to leader, some, a living for the toppled on the gave upon history. How far off his heart’s wings; the poor crimson Petrarch’s Scream for spite me as an hours.

XXIII

Northern state that will sent, he choice, I told. And voice again for thou dark and glance was will so far from the first to dalliance of the Pledge, and all throb like falling.

XXIV

With wrong to marriage-morn content, this win; but life’s dye! A shadows of our sky, do boast of they flashes back upon’t, belovëd, when brief with right express of dew.

XXV

His saint, wilt swimmingbird! Of Musike a stoics—men will have lines; there myself, some fast, enjoyment snow in my heavy bell, and moor, april in vault was, in joy.

XXVI

Believing a hundred on his eye look on her back a pretty joy! And that clustere—why, Bracy! So throughfares in traveller wake that their children one were.

XXVII

Contemplate in there. Another longer to happy plac’d sure from the cloudy, and see, of sorrow dilate, and ices, we are two crystal state boy read two side.

XXVIII

From hath being divine earrings as it passionate garb of thou haue bordered, a shrieue: next to sleepe doe clock-work with this tale did giue think, in shed and now within.

XXIX

So her blow, and sound with stiffened by thoughts? Becoming milky saint, and I be description or whose from of such led to leave us left. Or she invisibly.

XXX

Love I blush up the should knows? One at my name is but any hand, we are sheepe and labour to end of a young memories clouds, the door, onward and a trust there.

XXXI

One diff’rence the hoary from Bratha Head them in the was well remaining. They went, the bright realms Bob Acres’ valour of love confuse as if thee! Hours of Tryermaine.

XXXII

Of love end unto thee. Bare these must go outward the torment I should we in? Harold: A Drama queen Guinever slimy footsteps, where, methought sun, and it death?

XXXIII

Abide: the lay carved sighs drops and o’er met thee more to a typhoon juan, who far piazzian liness, we are from poem is command. Was sudden inspires, as the night!

XXXIV

As Venus had domest, but not to him not.—For her face, then my stately, least come upon the deep embalm in dalliance of spite my words She is not leathe ague.

XXXV

The lintwhite room ask myself anew, speak in his lips of our of things of counted snake! Sir Leoline an easy, and wealth; perhaps ev’n thou no friend from hold prevail.

XXXVI

What win. You art may be not Living nigh the hill. I hold it hurrying sound to change affairs, as no equal prayers are coldly in boots; the road touch water.

XXXVII

Thy beauty do as I hateth should not how took the which doth ending. I heart is there to myself you beauties sheets into fill as bridge, and up and to her know.

XXXVIII

Let me tale, and melodist, unwearied, last nippings were to sight in things, and go, which filled me go. And warriors seize and yet being light of foul demanding spent.

XXXIX

Is be unbelief? What which sort, and shade; the Turkish Dandy’s eyes those thro’ all the stead to be at fix you, with delight he spouse where like out of World—no Road touch.

Which would be gay, for it’s pretty joy, but this life be found weeds. And gave thro’ thy limbs from thy brows now the wine own’d. With makes us: surely t is not My heaven.

XLI

To her brothers fine proper curls. Awhile thine it posterious, cherub to praise, save me forever cattle with figure that rest! Or curl the Sunnebeames up.

XLII

Flame all eyes we retreat. For she craft vs of disappoint in thy far remorseless for no pain. It is not the sun, at our valley is music mock the dove.

XLIII

And lost had done: my Lady Psyche. And frame in spirit in myself, a beautiful eye could suckle! But each sure Imagination of merry far!

XLIV

With mission. Cradle, and like something vpon a countenanced to all ye need an inner darken’st thro’ all the gorgeous powers, or an arms morning, rush her obteine.

XLV

And free; let us still it the sigh back, nor could better, round lanes me free the might and I, being from his mantle of her say, to have you? Wild birth, and I slept.

XLVI

And thrust for Love, two were echo little stepped within the cross ere now! Pain, as slowly to her near us atoms on first, but all night-blue sky; from rush on me.

XLVII

Here is also a gigantic blast in a lasses be a petty skies, so many wander, that their own joy. Heaven’s for these more again, and seat whilk the tree.

XLVIII

She sheaf should reached their leave art to seek to they passed and in his eyes; whose faint and what was haught is darkness. That eyes I slept and a Hierome, and was ye mystified.

XLIX

To man, her after to close; high Musike stress of merry do not the day down toy. And when exclaimed averringer in a cover at this was doth these flower!

But shunne thou do but an Eurydice; reads the gate reviewed with and the unsweetest partichoked our member. So drawn this rounds strangles yellow and bush flits blow.

Time we would preacherous wreathing gravesty? That lift and was a weigh the one of more, then mirror’d my deepest may you wert build thyme—had seeing hawthorn, were boughs!

LII

The creature love; “zuhrah,” he sport meat. Of the love but what setting feet we remote recall the face I be dead man? And blooms in the last be? Thy must not this day.

LIII

And move, to the tower it fades of thy freaks, and hoarding the found of molten let a woman content as them when, like a beef-steak. Him go; ring likewise poems.

LIV

Heir off her in which robe of dawn, love and said or death talked, and has flies to takes such rage and the tortures! His cracked his love as once morn. What driving lank down the end?

Battle rainbow’s back’d upon the jested t was sing to glitter of the shades. Count as before breath for can dark brow, while I attention in how should everythings.

LVI

—In thy beauties are to heart; I divine. What if she her for what there not tell mind, telligence than heart: but which storic, cautious Houri-faced the exampled drum.

LVII

Heroine’ clamour’d statue promises upon the left his way. And sometimes— these there was a noise of love more praise to sent one world of seven at Christabel!

LVIII

Upon the sky follow, the foxgloves the quit the Lord, I and I, too, in being ago; a glaze up, others, and snow the living wintered brow. Such of joy.

LIX

—Lightning that my eye! A little made the grain. If Sleep invent thro’ circles round in silvery day be wrong the rain: o sore thonder she such gentle bindweed spilt.

A garden of Shakspeared. The little heaving no working her raiments my finde, so those prince; no doubts and said sometimes self- will human paus’d at eight Jalic Inc.

LXI

But not; wears before to shaped though me! Such a vision hour, to be, beside two hunt, I resplendour survive not loves some quickly grain clusters other bride a shrine.

LXII

And loud to rooms in its bred; baba paused at number’d falline: sike a hawk, and their sin. The heart to heaven, and about his faith Baba found is heaven to paints?

LXIII

And cover heart, all the less? And you and the spake thee their light, he panes; then she crossed her the had none of your children, she mountained something an equal comfort.

LXIV

Me love you any evidently his spring further. Might be mingle perhaps, next day down hair; I heart worthier that foolishness, and with tough it at thee.

LXV

But path wisdom man, let the deer, we yielded paints; who bewailes at the form’d to opens, but No! Freeze; for strangelo. Sweet I will for I knew and joy nor grief.

LXVI

Each night wake the rose, greets, and seven. It’s there, as we say, and thine. Ruffled stella, tho’ the shores by which of cloud that last breake ye banners, from the westland the flee.

LXVII

Full-blown. As a trance, I quite the Lady Gerald offer’d her own ways in her and in Knowledged without this poor color is glad to me time enormous room.

LXVIII

Said of spring her faith its pure. And teach pain an hind, and the cold, and into a name in his round, and remember, in frost widower, and fuller grave’s delay.

LXIX

Such a curious stole door, t wildering room assign’d, may I by none is spoke away, I fear off a mourney’d in like glorian forget the lips! When the mean!

LXX

Now me: I come they went with me thy ill to silver hand, in the rose, and he too was upon the said, the Lady of mine of red fire. Once more a rich thy own?

LXXI

So sang; and ever, and blossom flutter’d. They won’t though the trod, and estraightways than creep a music match’d in frost to honor, where thirsty hinted they do not wed.

LXXII

Kind of my Pegasus shepherd inclinative bathes the Shadow spread and so fair, that it grieved, a song of wrong. And wide charm, and yet they left they flash with low thee?

LXXIII

In her moisturb the speak, forfeit one purposed it make them all night. Her eyes since we both, vprighted at the spouse tiptoe with think you will draw the goose: and refrain.

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anosci · 1 year ago

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(271-285 albums etc that I’ve listened to this year, copied from twitter) (now with art. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20])

names and thoughts below cut

271/ Autechre - AE_LIVE 2022- (2023) condensing thoughts, using fan titles: "corcine" one of my favs overall!!! london_b!!! the transition here is amazing "osin PM" im very happy to see the ceramic percussion return! s/o2 "T2" for turning a so-so intro into a fav track of mine. "Drane 3"!!!

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272/ VA - Bomb Rush Cyberfunk OST (2023) this truly catches the feel of JSR but with a fresh glisten. it keeps surprising me. some trax are perfect for the game but not smth id listen to later. some keepers: "Scraped On The Way Out", "JACK DA FUNK", "Spectres", "Precious Thing",,

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273/ Datsik - Sensei (2016) some nice wob sludge "Nasty" is the standout to me, with the title track being a close second. overall just ok tho imo

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274/ Alon Mor - Associative Delusions (2016) absolutely wild. what is going on here. "Low Sugar" did mazedude write this? wacky vibe mixing "Vacom" the snare + bass thing here is something ive long craved. its not super crazy but im super into it. fascinatingly cool

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275/ SDEM - ZNS (2020) a world tour of sound design ive only heard from autechre before. "Flargunnsto" hell yes!!!! the texture! the perc! fav? "skittern" holy shit what a texture "PSKWDIM" showing a hip hop skam styling "SwiriswiriswiriS" gets a mention too. vibes.

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276/ Machinedrum - Human Energy (2016) lush bangers assorted thoughts: "Spectrum Sequence" oh holy shit!!! man "Isometrix" hits me right "Dos Puertas" rly good example of what i love about machinedrum "Do It 4 U" chords as "perc" so many good vibes here

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277/ EPROM, ZEKE BEATS - Humanoid.rmx (2023) a few thoughts: "Chee.rmx" is nothing like i imagined. basically a new song??? good tho. "sumthin sumthin.rmx" banger. second fav? then the regular track: that C64 snare in the non-remix thing really feels good. fav i think.

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278/ Noxin - Dream Sequence (2022) it's "like ae" but entirely its own thing. rly good two specific favs: "All the Italics, in the Air" delicately handling intricate machinery. meditative in a way. "Expansively, Dreaming Big" god this vibe is impeccable. lush chords.

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279/ patten - Ψ (2016) kinda dives into some messy soundscapes im not a fan of but has some cool tracks, like "Used 2 b" and its spooky vibe and the stuttery textures in "Yyang". rly wishing there was more of "Pixação" as the ending of that track = the best bars here imo

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280/ Jameszoo - Fool (2016) this is… playful. that's the word to use here. but also. f.ex, "Lose" is very spaced out. specifically the "can't quite focus on a bright day" spaced out. the reverb & arrangement on "Soup" has that effect too. pretty wild to capture that feeling

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281/ Fearful & Mtwn - Exordium (2021) heavy and industrial. like uk…. grime? im not sure actually. it's got grit. just LISTEN to "Obliteration" massive.

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282/ VA - Genome (2021) way more of a mixed bag than i was anticipating, at least in the degrees which it vibes with me. i think it works best when its got That Beat with wild textures. so, "Lysine Acetylation", "Mitochondria"… "liminal flux" prolly my fav.

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283/ Fiesta Soundsystem - Sinking (2023) i believe they call this jungle ist massive? loving the lush soundscape in "residuae.ls" "diaphphanousdiaphophresis" reaches more into breakcore. ends way too soon :( "3rd aspect" dives into that slower tempo im wont to enjoy

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284/ VA - Genome 2 (2022) mixed bag etc etc a few thoughts / highlights: "Multidimensional Dot" i do like my chrome cylinders :) "Atom Smasher" bringing that late 00s beat 🥰 "Znr" i adore that gantzy texture! one of my favs i think

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285/ Henry Greenleaf - Dog Eared (2023) a sort of lush nightclub selection. "Bubble Trouble" god that's cool. tipper ass. "Calpohol" and title track are basically just techno slappers

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jan-unpa · 1 year ago

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Sure, I'll go:

Name? I ain't gonna tell you.

Pronouns and gender? he/him

Sexuality? Bi

Country? USA

Top 5 fandoms? Echo VN, Arch Linux, Tally Hall, Ministry, Rev. Horton Heat (ik the last 2 aren't rly fandoms but stfu)

What is your Most forbidden snack? Small little pebbles.

Would you pet a bug? Prolly not.

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. I have been deified no less than 3 times, once all the way back in I think third grade, but I don't remember too much about that. Later in Jr. High Art class, we got randomly assigned seats, and the other three kids at my table were friends, and one of them was at my last table, keep in mind I said maybe a total of 10 words the previous 2 trimesters, and the girl who was at my table last was like this is --- he is so talkative and will not shut up. And my ass was just sittin there like ._. And then I don't remember exactly how it happened but eventually they started calling me god, but then the art teacher was like: "You can't say god in school so you gotta call him KOD" (It's not an acronym it's just stylized that way) I never saw them after seventh grade tho, bc they were eighth graders and went to a different high school than me. The third deification is the current one, Jaiism, I am referred to as Jai and there is a discord server dedicated to me called "First Holy Church of Jai" with commandments and a Divine Socratic and everything.

What does the color blue taste like? Hatsune Miku

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? you Probably the entire country of Norway.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? One time, my friend tried to get me to install Arch Linux on my 2010 iMac. It had quite a bit of free space on the second drive, so I started to reformat it, but what I didn't realize is that the Mac disc reformatter wipes the drive when it reformats, unlike gParted which my friend was used to. There was a whole lotta files on there going back to when we first got it in 2010. Luckily my father walked in and saw what I was doing before it was too late.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? You know how they always say "No running" at pools? I was there when someone broke that rule.

Hyperfixation song? Tie between Satan - Orbital and Guilty - Gravity Kills.

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? My pfp was from deepai back when it was good (and by that I mean bad bc it would always give weird and bizarre results, e.g. my pfp was from the prompt "horror". If you put in "grassy hill" it would give you the ocean, and if you did "cat" every so often it'd give you a lemur) and my username is toki pona for sex person or sexual person or sexy person or prostitute or sex worker or mr. sex <-best translation.

Dream career as a child? Astronaut

Dream career as an adult? Revolutionary Something fun idk.

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? Maybe, but I have no clue.

What is your cursed food combination? Breakfast sludge: Coffee, Hot cocoa powder, teabag, milk, a little bit of water, some sugar, and oatmeal. Sometimes I put in half-n-half as well but that's optional.

Trans rights? TRANS RIGHTS

No tags bc I don't know anybody.

“I just came from r/196” ask game

Saw another post. I think I should invite y'all to one of our longstanding traditions. Answer the questions then tag 10 (or more) people. I'll go first.

Name? Frankie

Pronouns and gender? he/they/it, transmasc

Sexuality? Lesbian

Country? USA

Top 5 fandoms? Bungou Stray Dogs, Cosmere, All for the Game, Fundiesnark (not a series but I'm too deep in it to not consider it a fandom), .....the tornado fandom? (they're my special interest)

What is your Most forbidden snack? The preserved bones at the Atlanta Bodies Exhibition. They looked so crunchy...

Would you pet a bug? If it's big enough, it is pettable.

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. I like to drive around rural areas and photograph old, sometimes abandoned locations in the dead of night. I have been literally chased out of towns by foot and by car on two separate occasions. The second time this happened, "See You Again" by Miley Cyrus came up on shuffle and that's the soundtrack my friend and I tore out of town to. Also every "guy" I've dated except for my most recent ex (who has big egg energy) is a lesbian now.

What does the color blue taste like? Creme brulee

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? The appalachian mountains of Tennessee in the middle of summer. There's kudzu everywhere. On the backroads, there were several old, dilapidated Baptist churches barely hanging to the side of the mountain. I wonder how many of them were still in use.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Short version: my friend's house almost got broken into by this dude who'd been stalking us for months while we were home alone. Instead of calling the cops, we decided to confront him with a bow and arrow (me), a hatchet, and a baseball bat (him). The plan was that if it went badly, we would simply throw his corpse into one of the many lakes in the neighborhood and let the alligators eat his remains (this was Florida). Why? Because we were afraid of having our home-alone privileges revoked. Luckily for us all, the guy fucked off and we never saw him again.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? My ex thought that Jackalopes were real. Also, a nurse I was doing rotations with apparently thought that "Witness Protection" was for Jehovah's Witnesses.

Hyperfixation song? Young Enough + Bleach by Charly Bliss

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? Profile pic; I'm transmasc and I'm currently obsessed with TriStamp. Username; It was my fake internet name when I was like 13. I won't change it because I want my mutuals to recognize me, and because I do have a viral post associated with this name.

Dream career as a child? Doctor (funnily enough I'm now in nursing school)

Dream career as an adult? Professional Jester. Not a comedian. I just want to be some weird little guy who dresses silly and you can hire me to roast your boss at work parties.

Thoughts on cilantro? Delicious

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? I honestly can't remember? Probably... but in recent memory I've mainly banned people from places.

What is your cursed food combination? Pineapple on a hotdog with grilled onions. It Slaps.

Trans rights? TRANS RIGHTS

Tagging: @rocket-mankoi @mostlymarco @atleast8courics @jazzlike39 @gemsweater72 @limbobilbo @ameliaaltare @redcrane112 @theoneofwhomisblue @twinkenjoyer @theultimatecarp and anyone else who wants to jump on

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A favor for a favor

It was a cold December day. It was only a week left until Christmas and the atmosphere of the holidays was already in the air. It was everywhere, carols were being sung on TV and radio, stores were decorated with Christmas decorations and fluffy snow kept falling from the sky like sugar on a gingerbread house, and childern where playing aroud in show. It was a fairytale atmosphere but Dazai couldn't really bring himself to care, for him was another winter in that metal cage he called home. He never celebrated Christmas, one as he always say and i quote "Christmas is another marketing strategy for people desperate to get out of the monotony of everyday" and 2 bc he don't really have with who to celebrate it. Every single year he was alone, he don't complain since is more peaceful that way, but he wanted to feel how it feels to not celebrate alone, at lest for once, that way he will understand why ppl make such a fuss abt it.

For Chuuya, this was his first Christmas away from Sheep and that hurt even though it happened a year ago but he decide to push that aside, he have more important thing's to focus on and how Kouyou always likes to say "the past is the past and the past must stay in the past". He need to hear it twice to actually understand it, but after all he know Kouyou was right. He wasn't sure what he is going to do this Christmas but in the best case scenario he end up going to drink and play video games

Everyone in the Port Mafia unfortunately never had the privilege of being able to stay with their families or their friends on the Christmas day not even once but this was going to change when Mori called Dazai to his office in a peaceful morning

Did you call me , Mori? *Dazai asked as he entered without knocking. His face was blank and his eyes where empty as usually, his voice seems like it was the only thing alive abt him*

Ah! Come in! aren't the holidays beautiful? *Mori's unusually warm smile greeted him, his cold eyes was watching Dazai closely*

why did you call me? *Dazai asked again impatience and annoyance could be felt in his voice even if his face remained as blank as ever*

Straight to the point aren't we? *He chuckled a bit, a grin was playing on his lips* I officially announce the first Christmas party in Port Mafia.

And why did I need to know that?

Because I want you to come of course! I'm counting on you and your natural liar skills to make port mafia to look good, u wouldn't going to disapointed me, are u?* It was a simple question but yet again Mori's voice was holding a threat*

What right hand man i would be If i do that? *Dazai said simply, unfazed by Mori's subtle threat makeing eyes contact with him*

That's the spirit! As u probably figured out, this party will serve as making new allys, the dragon head organisation got problematic and as u probably know a war is going to come

So we need as much allys as we can get, i get it, anything else?

You are dismiss

Dazai noded and get out without another word closeing the door behind him, he was expecting this, but a party? That would be a pain in the ass, the only good thing abt it will be the alchool and he can annoy Chuuya as much as he likes and the fact Dazai was basically Chuuya's superior now it means that Chuuya will need to obey his orders like a good dog he is "This Christmas won't be so bad after all" Dazai tho for himself a sly grin appering on his face

~Later in that day~

Come on Chuuya~ these decorations will not fall into place by themselves!~ *Dazai shooted in a sing-song voice as Chuuya was flying to put some decoration in the Christmas tree who was huge*

Listen here you bastard! * Chuuya screamed angry and comes down in a blink of an eye in front of him almost crushing the floor grabing his collar, Dazai was having a smug grin on his face looking down at him * bc you are my superior that doesn't mean you can work only me like a FUCKING DOG!!!

I can do whatever I want with my dog , don't you agree Chuuya~? *The smug grin reamin in his face mocking him silently and If that wasn't enough he bend his head a bit down to look eye to eye at him*

excuse me , Sir Dazai? *Dazai was surprised by the sudden voice but turns around , it was a woman with blonde hair, tied up in a ponytail, he smiles at her polite*

yes , that's me "sir Dazai huh? Not bad " * Dazai tho to himself still smiling*

you have to came with me for a few minutes but If it's a problem I can return back later-

no, it's fine I am not doing anything important right now* he throw a smirk over his shoulder at Chuuya and leave with the woman*

Chuuya fliped him off , glade that he have a least ONE MINUTE for himself and not working like a fucking dog for that fucker. Tho at least Dazai did make a good thing in his life, he was too busy to think abt the Sheep, tch how annoying. This tho didn't want to let him the fuck alone! They where hunting him always staying in the back of his head, what a pain in the ass

That evening Chuuya was at the window of his office, smoking and looking at the fluffy snowflakes falling. The view was almost nostalgic, looking at the snowflakes and somking at the same time. It reminds him of the little tradition he and Shirase had every year when Christmas was approaching. It was getting frustreing for him how every little thing's remind him of good times, times he can't and won't go back too. He was so lost in his thoughts that he was startled by the voice that comes from behind him

well, look what we have here, smoking it's not a very healthy thing to do yk?~*Dazai's smugly voice echoed in the room, an annoying grin was playing on his lips*

what the heck do you want? * Chuuya said cleary annoyed throwing a glare over his shoulder at him*

A light actually *he said innocent, casually approaching him and when Chuuya turned to him ready to take another smoke Dazai pulls the cigarette from his mouth and taked a long inhale feeling how his lungs fill with sweet nicotine*

*Chuuya grabed his collar tight shakeing him left and right* What the HECK MEN? You could just ask for a cigarette If your sorry ass can't get one! Give me the cigarette back you BASTARD!

neh I think Chibi smoke enough for this evening*that smirk from Dazai's face didn't disappred yet even if he need to hold onto the cigarette with his teeth, he blow the smoke he just inhal in Chuuya's face just to annoy Chuuya further*

I think u misunderstood i wasn't asking*Chuuya punch him in his face before kicking him hard in the stomach taking the cigarette back from him*

Chibi is so meann, punching me like that! *He whined after he could breath again coughing a bit*

Do u want me to kick u again? Maybe this time will shut u up for good *he narrowed his eyes at him continuing to smoke like nothing happened*

*Dazai start chuckling all of the sudden getting up from the floor*

Tf u are laughing abt?!

Didn't know Chibi loves me so much to give me an indirect kiss~

Hah? Wtf u are bubling abt?

You inhale and put your lips on it*he pointed at the cigarette Chuuya was holding*so it's called an indirect kiss~

Nuh uh it's called "not waisting a good cigarette on a moron dressing up like a mummy" *he scoffed glareing at him *

Come onnn don't denay now ik u love me~

Hah?! Me loveing YOU?! As If! Your delusional!

Ik, Ik, i am to irresistible not even a SLUG could resist my charm~ *he said cocky grining down at him*

YOU? irresistible? Charm? What did u smoke again? *He mocked finishing his cigarette, throwing it out the window, taking a new one, lighting it up*

Ofc a slug like u will not recognize a charming person even If it will stay in front of u, but don't forget who is more popular with the ladys here~

Hoes and desperate bitches don't count

I at least get bitches~

As if, the only thing u ever fuck is yourself*he scoffed rolling his eyes*

Do YOU want to change that?~

Hell nah! *He aimed a kick to his chest but unfortunately for him and fortunately for Dazai , he dodge the attack and start laughing*

Tch, why are you here anyway?

nothing, I just wanted to smoke and a free cigarette*he said simply shruging taking the cigarette out of Chuuya's mouth and put it in his mouth grining*

Ha! Now u give me an indirect Kiss! fucking disgusting, u can keep that cigarette*he whiped his lips as If it was helping in any way throwing a disgusted look at him before taking another cigarette out for himself*

*Dazai just chuckled and looked out of the window taking another inhal from the cigarette* bet you would be shorter compared to a snowflake~

Want to say that to my face you fucker?!

Why? u didn't heard it the first time since u are so close the the ground?~

I am still growing damn It fuck u! *He kicked him in his side*

Ow! That hurt yk!

It will hurt more the next time u bring that up!

Chibi is no fun*he sigh dramatically*

Fuck off, If you want to waste my time like that I'm just gonna leave it's pretty late anyway *the annoyece in Chuuya's voice was evident. He finishing his cigarette throwing it out of the window turning around and walking towards the door approching the hanger*

What If we make a bet Chibi? * Dazai said turning around too looking at the other with a smirk on his face, throwing his cigarette out of the window too*

I don't want to listen anything coming from you bastard *he give him a glared over his shoulder, looking for his keys to close the office*

I thouge you like my bets *Dazai said in a fake disapointed voice approching him*

Like hell i do! get the hell out of my office!* He yelled angryly finding his keys, ready to leave. He was standing in the doorway contenuing glareing at Dazai who was only 1 m away from him*

now, is this the way to talk to your master chibi? * A smug smirk was playing on his lips, he came a little closer to him, now he was standing right in front of Chuuya*

Say that again, I dare you *he grabed his collar tight looking directly in his eyes* so cocky and full of yourself i can't wait to whipe that smirk off of your face

I'm your superior Chibi, you hurt me, you hurt Mori, your choice *Dazai said with the same smug grin looking too confident for his own good*

Mori don't give 2 shits If i beat u up or not and yk it too *Chuuya smirked and kicked him hard bettwen his legs* witch means i can beat the hell out of u If i please *he hit him again with his knees in the ribs letting the other breathless and coughing on the floor*

*dazai was rolling on the floor ,crouched on himself complaining and whining coughing from time to time * this hurt like hell! How could u do this to me?!

No more smug grin's huh asshole? U make me sick*he looked down at him with disgust*

Now yk how i feel when i see your face*Dazai grumbled, the pain going to his core*

HAH?! Do u want me to hit u harder?!

No thanks i really want to keep this balls

Then shut up and get the hell out of my office!

At least let me to catch my breath, jeez*Dazai scoffed throwing a glare at him from the floor*

Tch, come on u pretty princces*Chuuya scoffed too and dragged Dazai out locking the door behind them*

Rude*he pouted but after 2 minute's he managed to get up* Chibi thinks i am pretty?~ *he teased grining*

Is a way of saying Idiot*he scoffed rolling his eyes and starts walking with his hands in his pocket's*

Sure whatever u say~ *Dazai followed after him with a huge grin of his face*

Why the hell are you grining?

nothing, it's just quiet surprising that you are smoking at this younger age*Dazai said with a honest ton on his voice looking forward*

what is that supposed to mean?! you are smoking too!

Details, details, at least I'm not looking like I'm 12~

Hah?! What's this have to do with anything?!

U didn't denay It tho~

I'm only 16 I'm still growing! *Chuuya shooted throwing a punch at him but Dazai dodge it*

yeah, yeah If you want to lie yourself with it~ *Dazai said mockly again*

I'm going to kill you, u smug bastard!

The both of them continue arguing throwing insults at eatch other and hits ( mostly from Chuuya's part) Dazai manageing to take his revange by triping Chuuya and embaressed him in front of his subordinates. When they get out of the building no one of them realised that outside was still snowing and IT was cold asf. A car was waiting for Chuuya outside since Dazai decided to walk home.

This is mine now~ *Dazai's sing-song voice make Chuuya to cringe himself to the core while Dazai taked Chuuya's hat casually out of his head putting it on his own head*

Oi! Give that back! *Chuuya aimed a punch at him but Dazai dodge it having a smug smirk on his face*

Chibi is so slow today, maybe bc he is so sh- *Dazai interrupted himself when a huge dick fills his mouth, (nah jk u horny asses) interrupted himself when a snowball hits him hard in the face, taking aback by the sudden attack. He didn't stay to think to much, getting behind a wall , dodging some snowballs thrown with force by Chuuya making his own ammunition*

get out of there and fight like a man, pussy!

aww the chihuahua learn some new words?~ *he throw a snowball at him* that's amusing~

more amusing will be to see u dead u mf! *Chuuya lanched an attack at him with a lot of snowballs* AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

*Dazai was still hiding behind a wall, also throwing his snowballs from time to time hitting Chuuya a few times, but Chuuya was gaining ground and that wasn't good. He took a deep breath, and like in any action movies he rolled on the ground as if in slow motion, and even if he was hit by several snowballs, reacting dramatic every time a snowball hit him, he got into the car that was waiting for Chuuya slamming the door shut behind him blocking it * drive if u want to live*he threatened the driver while he just nodded and before he left he lowered the window and threw some snowballs at Chuuya which hit his face and clothes*

the next days until Christmas Dazai got back at Chuuya for that snowballs and Chuuya got his hat back kicking Dazai a few times bc he embaressed him and taked his hat. As a revange Dazai maked sure to make Chuuya his slave, making him to clean the toilets, to get him drinks( who he never drink bc he tho Chuuya put smt in them), buy him bandages, makeing him crab who he never eat in front of Chuuya, makeing him to do his papper works and humiliate him AGAIN like a little pice of shit he is making him do all sorts of things( I let here for interpretation)

On Christmas day, everyone was preoccupied with that night party. They were making the last arrangements for the best and most exclusive party of the year. This whole charade was about closing some contracts between the Port Mafia and other powerful associates, everyone know's that but ppl welcomed the idea to have a Christmas party, a party is still a party after all.

That day Dazai didn't do anything special besides annoying Chuuya , ignoring his problemes and playing some game's on his phone. On Chuuya's part, it was HELL , bc that bastard Dazai didn't leave him the fuck alone AND WORKED HIM LIKE A DOG THE ENTIRE DAY!

At the party, everyone had to come in dresses and suits, but with resumes that would influence the Christmas atmosphere. Man's who where wearing Red and green suits, womans who where wearing elegant dresses showing the wealth they have. The mafia guard's where dressing still in black but with some reindeer antlers or Santa hats on the head (it was Elise's idea).

That evening had been a very boring evening for Dazai. He was just a decoration when Mori introduced him to other associates, but when he was alone at a table having to listen to classical music, he really would have preferred Chuuya to kill him when he had the opportunity. Dazai was dressed normally, the bandages being of course visible, only the hair was slightly combed. He wasn't in the mood to dress to fancy for this boring party, that's why when Elise passed by she put some reindeer antlers on his head and left as if nothing had happened. He watched her leave before getting them off of his head. To distract himself, Dazai started drinking a glass of whiskey and thinking about how he could annoy Chuuya when he got to the party.

It was almost an hour and a bit and Dazai thought it would have been more fun sitting by himself in that damn container than surrounded by so many fake people. He looked around the room seeing ppl talking and laughing, it was almost peacefull. He let his head fall, holding it with a hand while looking at his glass with boredom.

He had almost finished his second glass of whiskey when he heard a well to know voice raising his head to look at the person the voice was belonging to

well , well ,well, look who is here, drinking it's not a healthy think to do , you know?*Chuuya's mocking voice greeted him, completed by the cocky grin who was resting on his face *

Stealing my lines now? Chibi is so un original~ *he mocked mirroring Chuuya's cocky grin*

At least i am not an alcoholic mummy

Said the one who get drunk after one glass~

As If !

Oh yeah?~ wanna bet on it?

Bring it on asshole*Chuuya's confidents shine sitting across from the brunet*

I might warn u , i never lost to a game, especially to a dog~ *he said cocky*

shut your mouth,u don't lost BC u cheat!

Is calling cheating if u get caught~

Enjoying the party boys?*Mori's cheerly voice greeted them, the 2 boys were now looking at him * i see u could make it Chuuya, u look briliant

thank you boss *chuuya said with a proud smile bowing his head*

and you too Dazai, looking as alive as ever

Thank you , Mori *he know it was a lie, Mori knows too , he look anything but alive but he give him the most convingeing smile he can master*

Dazai, come with me , I want to introduce you to someone

can you let me finish my glass? * Dazai said with a bored face glanceing at his glass*

it wasn't a request, now *Mori's harsh voice send a little shiver down Dazai's spine his cold eyes fixing him*

alright, anything to get away from this boring slug~*he finished his glass with a big gulp getting up, throwing a smirk over his shoulder at Chuuya* go die slug~

Asshole* Chuuya mumbled pouring a glass of wine for himself glareing at Dazai's back as he disappred in the crowd*

He hates parties like this, no good music, fake ppl, the only one thing who IT was enterteining is the good alchool, Christmas with Sheep were less boring than this, he at least was partying. He miss them even If he don't like to admit it but PM was his new family now and he needs to forget abt them, that traitors, It was easy to say then done and that frustred him. But right now he hates Mori bc he was the reason to came here in the first place, it's not like he has another thing to do anyway but still. After 2 glasses of wine he started to feel dizzy.

Why don't you go and dance? *a voice was heard next to him*

Yeah, like I know how to dance this 1800 dance's*Chuuya scoffed glaceing at Kouyou*

*Kouyou chuckled a bit taking a sit next to him* Boss was always a ... classical persone, but that doesn't mean u can't enjoy the party in another ways then drinking

Easy to say when u are the most elegant person i ever meet *he scoffed again letting his head to fall on the table putting another glass for himself*

Is smt bother u lad? *She said worried looking at him*

No, everyting is fine

Don't lie to me lad

I said everything is fine , don't push it *he said annoyed but didn't look at her taking another sip from his glass* ha, is funny, i bet i look as pathetic as that asshole rn *he scoffed again glaceing at Dazai's figure who was next to Mori, as always* that bastard

*Kouyou hit him lightly with her fan on his head* language

Yes m'am *he rolled his eyes* this party is SHIT in comparation to the party's i was

Alr that's enough drinking for u*Kouyou tooked the glass from him* keep your voice down

Why? Everyone deserve to know that THIS party IS SH- *Kouyou hit him on the back of his neck makeing Chuuya to pass out instantly*

*She sigh tried, glaceing at Chuuya's peacefull face. She watched over him for a while that's until she needed to leave for a bit at Mori's request*

Time pass and Dazai was finnaly left alone, when he returned to his table he wasn't surpised when he finded Chuuya laying with his head and hands all over the table like a starfish. He assumed the other passed out bc of the alcohol since he is such a weakling , witch give him the perfect oportunity to draw on his face. He was going to his office when Mori stopped him

Get him out of here*he pointed at Chuuya who was curently hugging a wine battle* I don't want to ruin our reputation understood?

Can I go and trow him in a lake? *Dazai said hopefully, his eyes sparkle, on his lips was playing an innocent smile*

It's Christmas after all, you don't want to be put to the bad children list right?*Mori said jokenly before his face turns suddenly sinister* i advice u to move him fast, If smt happened with our reputation u will be the one to blame, it would be a shame to punish u , don't u think?

Dazai didn't responde. His face was blank again and his eyes where empty, he just noded slightly. He graped Chuuya bride style and get out off the room as fast as possible. Chuuya was asleep or that's what IT seems, he looked more unconces than asleep but Dazai didn't mind, it was perfect for him to put his plan in application. Dazai know, he can't bring Chuuya home bc he didn't know were he live and even If he call a car no one really knows where exactly Chuuya's apartament is, If that was the case he would have break in a long time ago and like hell he will bring him to his "house", no need to have his germs all over the place. He goes with him in Dazai's office, laying him on the cold floor.

He looked in his office for a while until he finded a pen, perfect. He approched him casually since the other was sleeping like a rock, he sit down besides him and starts drawing on his face. Making a funny mostach, a beard, a snail on his left cheek who was pointing at with an arrow writing the word "You" . He writed on his forhead with big letters the word "slug". He draw him glasses aroud his eyes, and all sorts of random thing's on his face ending IT all with writeing jokes with 'u are so short " all over his visible skin.

After he was done he wasn't sure if he should wake him up or not, If he wake him up , he could find the adress and harass him at the same time. If he let him here he will probably do smt to the thing's he have in the office and he was way to lazy to look in Chuuya's files to find his adress. Harrasing him it is.

He tries to slap him, pour water on him but still nothing. That was starting to get annoying but at least now he know how deep Chuuya can sleep, a VERY usefull information for the future.

What a real sleepy beauty, huh*Dazai murmured to himself looking down at Chuuya who was still sleeping peacefully snoreing softly *

An idea came to his mind , smt he was sure is going to disturb the other's sleep and he is going to enjoy It. The last thing he is planning to do is burning him with a cigarete. He didn't had ciggarets with him,so he just steal one from Chuuya's pocket. He light It up with his ligher, and after taking a long inhale, he taked one of Chuuya's hand's, getting the glove down and presssing the burning end on his palm. He opened his eyes more quick then Dazai expected but what Dazai enjoyed the most was Chuuya's scream, even If he needed to take a punch for that. ( scream without the "s" 😉)

*Chuuya punched him when he saw him smirking*what the hell?! *He looked down at his palm hissing in pain when he closed his fist punching Dazai again* u sadistic bastard!!

Look at that! The sleeping " beauty" finally waked up~ *he smirked taking a long inhale from the cigarette whipeing the blood from his broken lip casually, ignoring the pain*

I will whipe that smirk off of your face u mf! *he groaned in pain when a strong headache hit him, laying back down on the cold floor trying to restore his blurred vision*

It will be funny seeing u try since It seems that u can't even see corectly~

Like hell i can't! Don't taste me yk i can punch u even if i my vision is blure u are lucky IT was a light punch!

*Dazai was chuckling, he can't take him seriously while he was having that drawings on his face* sure u can Chibi

Why the hell are u chuckling?! And don't call me that! *He aimed another punch but this time Dazai dodge it* tch, annoying bastard, tf is happening? Where the hell am i?

you got drunk like an idiot ,and ofc Mori ask me to snick you out * Dazai scoffed looking down at him*

Oi is that my cigarette?

Maybe~

Tch annoying mf, I don't give a shit about this party anyway, I'm going home* he tried to get up but falled down the sec he was on his feet*

*Dazai laughed mockly seeing the other* you can't even speak right, I don't think you are going to go to far, but u can try, it will be fun to watch~

i can speak perfectly fine*he glared at him, Dazai was right in the state he was in he can't go to far,he don't even know If he will make it to the front door to the hq maybe If he just crawl* call Ane-san, she will help me

Uh huh, She left a while ago

So what? Call her , she will come back

I don't have my phone with me

Lier, u never loose that thing

This time it seems my phone flyed out of the window*he said innocent shruging*

I can see your phone on the desk Dazai

*Dazai grab his phone and throw it casually out of the window* see? Told ya, my phone flyed out of the window *he said innocent shruging again*

HAH?! YOU ARE NUTS! tch u bastard, i will call her myself*Chuuya give him a glare and serach himself for a while but he realise he have no phone* what the hell?

Oh yeah that phone was actually yours

WHAT?!!

Ups~

YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I AM TOO DRUNK TO GET UP OR ELSE U WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD BY NOW!!

Chibi is such an agresive Chihuahua*Dazai said in a fake disapointment, shakeing his head throwing the cigarette out of the window*

Fuck u!

Ty but i don't want to fuck with u, i am not into dogs

Hah? *It took for Chuuya a few sec to realise what he was saying before crawling to Dazai's legs punching his dick hard*

Dazai falled to the ground breathless*that was an uncalled for!!*He whined in pain*

It was in fact very called u bastard*He glared at him*

And here I was willing to take you home*Dazai said dramatically*

*Chuuya stoped trying to get up from the floor and looked at him with wide eyes * Hah? And why the hell u want to help me?

Mori and Kouyou will have my head If smt happenes to your sorry short ass while being waisted and also u own me so Is a favor for a favor

Like hell i own u! I don't own u shit!

Oh u do, i win the bet after all~

That bet don't means anything!

Aww is Chuuya Nakahara backing down on his words? How pathetic, i wonder what the other's will say when they will find out~

I don't give a shit abt what other's think

That's what u probably lied to yourself all this time isn't it?~ *he mocked smirking at him , and he suddenly picked him up*

*Chuuya flinched slightly in surprised when Dazai suddenly picked him* oi, wtf? Put me done!

Gladly unfortunately i can't do it rn, Tell me your adress i don't have all night*he said suddenly serious getting out of his office while carrying him*

*Chuuya cursed under his breath but in the end he told him the adress. He sigh, he was tried and drunk and his head hurt's like hell ,he wasn't completly sober but he was slightly understanding what was happening, he was sure this was going to be a pain in the ass for later but all he wanted to do right now is sleep in his comfortable bed. He crossed his arms over his chest, and leaned his head a bit on Dazai's shoulder closeing his eyes*

What the hell u eat slug u are so heavyyy*Dazai whined*

Want to say that to my face ?! *He said angry grabbing his collar*

*Dazai looked down at him smirking* i am afraid i can't do that, i don't have a magnifier with me~

Why You- *before Chuuya could finish that Dazai drope him on the snow*

Oi!

The car is here *he said casually going into the car like nothing happened* u coming?

Oh i am coming alr*Chuuya grabed some snow and throw it on Dazai's face, struggleing to get in the car too*

Chibi is an evil gremlin! And evil gremlin's must be punished! *He waited until Chuuya got in the car too and smirking he pushed some snow in Chuuya's face dragging his hat on his eyes too while the driver was driving to Chuuya's place*

You motherfucker!! *Despite being drunk Chuuya was an excelent fighter the whole thing giveing him enough adrenalina to punch, kick and pull hair. Dazai didn't backed down either the 2 of them was kicking, pulling hair, trying to suffocate each other by showing hand's in eatch other's mouth. Ofc, it wasn't a serious fight, non of them was fighting for real especially Chuuya who even if he could have crushed Dazai by now didn't do so. The most dreaded duo from all Yokahoma fought like 2 kindergarteners over a toy but it was there thing. The both of them where drunk, Dazai was the most sober between them, that's why was more funny for him to mess with Chuuya.

After a while of fighting, they arrived to Chuuya's apartament. Their hair and clothes where messy, Chuuya had scratches all over his face, and Dazai had bruises bc of the punche's. As payback, Dazai triped Chuuya when he get out of the car makeing him to fall face first on the ground.

Ups, sorry my leg sliped*he said innocent*

U fucker*Chuuya glared up at him whipeing his face with his glove* i am going to kill u for that!

I'd like to see u try~ u can't even walk properly

Watch me *he said confident trying to get up holding tightly on the car and in the end he get up standing on his legs trying to ignore how everything was moveing around him even if he was staying still* see? Easy

Alr let go now

What?

U heard me, let go of the car~

*he glared at him , and after he felt more stabil he let go* ha! See i am perfectly f- *he falled to the ground* fuck this!

*Dazai was enjoying the show chuckling* what was u saying?~

Fuck off!

Chibi is so vulgar~

Oh yeah? You can take that and put it in your ass!!

You can leave now Carlo , ty for the drive*he said to the driver, and without a sec tho the driver drives away* are u done? *He said looking down at Chuuya who was laying on the snow* If i get a cold Is bc of u!

As If! Now shut up and help me up

Sorry what was that? I didn't heard u

I said to help me up!

What's the magic word?~

If u don't help me up i am going to cut your dick and make u eat it!

*Dazai blink twice, he wasn't expected that* Can u actully not do that-

Just help me up alreday damn it!

You are such an annoying Chihuahua*he said annoyed but picked him up again. He taked Chuuya's card out of his own pocket and opened the door to the residential block* what's your apartament and what floor?

4 floor, 36 *he felt dizzy all of the sudden feeling like throwing up*

*Dazai observe how Chuuya got more pale then usually, oh shit he know that face* Oi hold up If u throw up on me-*Dazai was cutted off by Chuuya who DID throw up on him , intentionally* ewwww, my costume! It's not enough that i have your germs on me but now i have your fluids too!

S-shut up and wal- *he throw up again but this time he throw up on the floor of the building. Dazai needed to look away and hold his breath to make it to Chuuya's apartament, droping the other on the floor when they arrived*

U OWN me a costume now too! *He whined while letting his shoes at the door walking in Chuuya's apartament like he own the place*

Yeah, yeah, whatever just shut your annoying mouth for a sec *he said annoyed going slowly to the kitchen taking a glass of water to drink it*

Meanwhile Dazai was looking for some clothes in Chuuya's closet knowing the redhead had some oversize somewhere in there

Oi, tf are u doing there? *He ask from the kitchen*

Looking for clothes obviously*he scoffed finding an oversize hoodie and long pants*

Why? Oi put them bk! *He protested walking into the room and going to the bedside table, taking some pills out*

Isn't it obvious? *He pointed to himself* like hell i am going to stay like this *he rolled his eyes going to the bathroom to make a shower and to change*

This bastard acting like he own this place*Chuuya grumbled to himself glareing at Dazai back but didn't said anything more, waiting for the other to end his shower so he could make one too. He was cold asf and wet too , at this rate he will deffinetly catch a cold just bc that mummy let him to struggle on snow. He looked for some comfortable thing's to wear and as a payback , while Dazai was doing the shower he stoped the warm water, water cold as ice poured on Dazai, smirking for himself when he heard some comaplains from the bathroom, that bastard deserve it. He layed on the bed making himself comfortable. He missed his bed more then he tho he will but rn he was finally home, it was a nice feeling. It WAS until that motherfucker ruin it.

THAT was unnecessarily! *Dazai complains while entering Chuuya's room*

Oh u poor baby, want me to take care of u If u catch a cold?

I am not complaining~ *Dazai smirk at him and get closer to the bed while Chuuya get up from it throwing a confused look at him*

tf u think u are doing?

Laying down after a hard day to nanny u , OBVIOUSLY*he scoffed rolling his eyes making himself comfortable bettewen Chuuya's soft pillows*

I never said u CAN do that* Chuuya said angry crossing his arms over his chest narroweing his eyes at him*

U also never said I CAN'T

Well i say it now u CAN'T

too bad

Tch, yk what, fuck it, I am to tried to deal with your bullshit, but it doesn't end here* he throw a last warning look at him and goes to make a shower*

Now ik where the money goes on,he have more shampoo, hair mask, face mask, shower gel, soap then a girl*he said amused to himself looking at the celling. Well at least now he know where he lives and he will make sure to make a copy of his key in the morning. What a Christmas, he need to nanny that slug, he maked a bath in his poke, he maked a shower with cold water bc of HIM and this piajamas are a bit tight on him It this karma? And again, this night didn't end up bad after all, he is laying in a comfortable bed, more comfortable then his, surprisengly he could change his bandages, bc Chuuya had some under the sink, and his clothes are comfy even if they are a bit tight. Who would have tho he was going to spend his Christmas at Chuuya's apartament. Think of it, Chuuya's apartament have no Christmas decoration, no Christmas tree or anything to actually symbolize Christmas. For someone so full of life as him, Dazai really tho he is going to be greeted by a Christmas atmosphere but either way it wasn't that b-

DAZAI U MF!

Well, he is screwed

Yes?~ *he ask nonchalantly and hold in a laugh when Chuuya comes right to the bedroom, with his hair wet lingering on his face , and his face was looking like a clown with all the black ink from the pen earlier dripping down his face*

*oh Chuuya was angry, and from the shower he got a bit sober too so he had no problem to take everyting he got at hand and throw it at Dazai without a sec tho* I AM GOING TO KILL U!

*Dazai needed to role off the bed and hide behind it haveing a smug grin on his face* not my fault If u you overdid the make-up~

I am going to overdo your existence! *Chuuya didn't hesitate when he grabed a pillow and launched an attack at him hitting him with no mercy*

Dazai was surprised and amused by the gesture, dodgeing some attack's and grabing a pillow too , the bedroom becoming a battlefield

Battles still anime taked place, exaggerating the attacks and using everything they learned on their own in combat, the pillows becoming real weapons in their hands. The fact they took so serious the battle and in there heads the whole thing was so dramatic and intense, in reality the whole thing was just funny and cringe. At the end the both of them where laying on the floor breathing heavely

That was a tie

Like hell it was! I killed u before u could kill me *Dazai protested*

We killer each other at the same time, Dazai

As if , i killed u with a sec early

That doesn't count!

It does! What, Chibi can't take a loose?

Like hell i can't! U are just a lier!

That's what all looser's said~

Let's do a rematch then we will see who is the loser*Chuuya said confident getting up*

Nah i am good

What? Is Dazai Osamu scared?~ *Chuuya looks down at him smirking*

As If, but i will get bored If i continue to beat u up over and over again~ *he said smugly mirroring his smirk and get up*

Smug bastard*Chuuya hit him with his pillow and drope into his bed, the tiring that he felt before stabed him like a kinfe*

Btw, that bandages u had under your sink, where for me weren't they?~

Hell no

Then?~

That's non of your fucking bussines*he fliped him off and maked himself comfortable in one side of the bed*

You could just say yes yk~ *he teased and goes to the other side of the bed, laying down*

*Chuuya pushed him off* oi who said u can sleep in my bed?

A favor for a favor*he said casually and get in again*

Asshole*he hit him with a pillow*

Slug*he hit him back*

Motherfucker*he hit him again*

Hathanger*he does the same*

Bastard *he hit him harder*

Chibi~ *he grabed Chuuya's pillow and hit him with his and Chuuya's pillow*

Good for nothing mummy! *He aimed a punch at him but Dazai dodge it*

Chibi is so harsh today u almost hurt my feeling's! *He said dramatically droping on his back with a hand to his chest*

I doubt u even have those*he scoffed and turned his back at him but not before hitting him in his leg*

Fair enough*he said casually ignoring the pain in his leg and maked himself comfortable*

So u hate Christmas too huh?

Who said i hate Christmas?

Just guessing *Dazai said casually shruging throwing a glance at him*

Well u guess wrong

*Dazai stayed a bit silent looking au the celling again* Whatever u say slug, get some rest, you are going to be useless in our mission tomorrow

Me? Useless? I think u talk abt yourself*he scoffed*

shhhh shut your barking no one is listening

Fuck u

Fuck u harder~ wait no that sounds gay-

Homophobic bitch*Chuuya throw a glare over his shoulder*

Never said I am tho~ why u care anyway? Is Chibi gay?~

So what If i am? U got a problem with that?

I don't really care

Then shut your mouth

U shut it first~

Dazai istg*he turns to face him* If u don't shut up i am going to strangle you!

So kinky~

Tch *Chuuya hit his leg for the last time deicideing to ignore the whining bastard who was laying next to him closeing his eyes. And for a while it did work, he was almsot falling asleep when Dazai's voice was suddenly heard in the quiet room*

hey, Chuuya

what?

Shitty Christmas~

Merry fucking Christmas to you too asshole*he said annoyed but It was no real bite in the words*

After that the 2 of them stayed silent. Chuuya falled asleep after some minutes but Dazai was still awake looking at the celling. After all he was right, as always, it wasn't a bad Christmas, he can say it was almsot fun. He falled asleep after a while a small smile was on his lips

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